7 Friendly Movie Monkeys see it
Monkeys have been getting a lot of bad wrap recently after a chimp tore a woman’s face off in Connecticut. Here are eight movie monkeys that we wouldn’t mind having in our home.
Dunston Checks In
Monkeys have been getting a lot of bad wrap recently after a chimp tore a woman’s face off in Connecticut. Here are eight movie monkeys that we wouldn’t mind having in our home.
Dunston Checks In
Name: Dunston
Type of Primate: Orangutan
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: He might turn your home into a pigsty, but when you come home from a long day at work you can use him as a bowling ball before he gives you a full-body massage.
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
Name: Spike
Type of Primate: Capuchin
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: Take the traits of JimCarrey
from the movie and give them to a monkey and every day will be hilarious … or at worst you will have a good reason to say “Alrighty Then” when company comes over.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Type of Primate: Orangutan
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: He might turn your home into a pigsty, but when you come home from a long day at work you can use him as a bowling ball before he gives you a full-body massage.
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
Type of Primate: Capuchin
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: Take the traits of Jim
Every Which Way But Loose
Name: Clyde
Type of Primate: Orangutan
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: Who wouldn’t want an ape who does laundry? Plus, whenever you want to play Dirty Harry he won’t mind being the bad guy.
Type of Primate: Orangutan
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: Who wouldn’t want an ape who does laundry? Plus, whenever you want to play Dirty Harry he won’t mind being the bad guy.
Name: Suzanne
Type of Primate: Orangutan
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: This is the ape for everyone. If she was able to survive a cross country trip with two stoners, any family would be safe calling her a pet.
Type of Primate: Orangutan
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: This is the ape for everyone. If she was able to survive a cross country trip with two stoners, any family would be safe calling her a pet.
Dr. Dolittle
Name: Drunk Monkey
Type of Primate: Capuchin
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: He’s French and he’s drunk all the time. If this was a human we might not want to be around him … so good thing he’s a cute monkey that wants to do circus tricks all the time.
Type of Primate: Capuchin
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: He’s French and he’s drunk all the time. If this was a human we might not want to be around him … so good thing he’s a cute monkey that wants to do circus tricks all the time.
MVP: Most Valuable Primate
Name: Jack
Type of Primate: Chimpanzee
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: Any animal on hockey skates would be awesome to have, but one that has the ability to hold a hockey stick … now there’s something the NHL has to try to improve ratings.
Type of Primate: Chimpanzee
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: Any animal on hockey skates would be awesome to have, but one that has the ability to hold a hockey stick … now there’s something the NHL has to try to improve ratings.
Monkey Trouble
Name: Dodger
Type of Primate: Capuchin
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: Once you train him not to steal all of your money, your kids will enjoy dressing him up like one of the New Kids On The Block.
Sourse
Type of Primate: Capuchin
Why He Would Be A Great Pet: Once you train him not to steal all of your money, your kids will enjoy dressing him up like one of the New Kids On The Block.
Sourse
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